But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
