nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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