i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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