My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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