my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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