at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
