But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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