I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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