The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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