do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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