my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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