Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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