Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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