your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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