Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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