It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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