That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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