the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
