Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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