I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Dicks are not precious.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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