she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Pants are for mortals
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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