i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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