Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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