She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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