i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i think i have two assholes
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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