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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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Soviet Russia guy litterally has NO life! Sucks to be you Soviet Russia loser.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:29am

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In Capalists America guys get pregnant by laying still!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:38am

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Or go fall down a set of stairs...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:53am

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For valentines day I'm giving you a brother (hopefully not a sister haha) in nine months

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:47am

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In soviet Russia we would abort that bitch

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:09pm

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In Capalistic America we have option to get pregnant!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:05am

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Dude I just shaved my balls, it burns

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:10am

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12:52 you're such an ignorant bigot.. Almost all black people in the united states don't even know Africa at all... You my friend deserve a bullet in the frontal lobe... All fucking Klan members should have large pine cones shoved up their pee hole...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:45am

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11:21 FTW

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:44pm

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You idiot tell her to stand up. Make the j izz work AGAINST gravity

Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Feb 14, 10 at 11:20pm

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My nipples burn when I squeeze out orange juice

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:03am

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In Soviet Russia black men ride in tanks!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:49am

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Lays potato chips?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:14am

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Go die in fucking hole soviet Russia guy!!! No one gives a shit!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:11am

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11:28, don't encurage him.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:54pm

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I like feet

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:36am

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..or go in your closet and get a wire hanger...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:38pm

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Put some Pepsi in your cooter, itll kill those little guys before they can knock your ass up!

Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 15, 10 at 11:53am

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8:03 hahahaha so fucking random

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:21pm

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2nd

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08pm

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I love using my tits as a milk firehose

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:36pm

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Really, just where a condom, and if you're not, your disgusting AND your fucked when you knock a girl up.

Submitted by OhSoAle on Feb 15, 10 at 1:12pm

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In soviet Russia they have no money to abort babies.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:30am

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In frozen antartica penguins waddle!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:02am

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Must be a sailor from NOB.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:15pm

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This text is stupid!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:10pm

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Ps can we kill the nigs in the holocaust part 2??

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:21pm

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Represent Williamsburg!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:24am

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1:38 NO

Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 18, 10 at 10:21am

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It burns when I pee

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:28am

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3rd

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:09pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:07pm

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This txt makes no sense.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:30am

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- I'm pretty sure it's support from one person to a person with an abortion appt.
  
  Submitted by claralea on Feb 18, 10 at 12:01am
  
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In America, we abort Soviet Russians with motherfucking guns.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:21pm

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Hahaha. Soviet Russia man you make me laugh.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:28pm

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WHY IS IT , THAT WHEN SOMEONE NEW POSTS A COMMENT IT ISNT IN ORDER AND IT GOES RANDOMLY IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OTHER TEXTS?

Submitted by CubeZero on Feb 15, 10 at 1:46am

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- why is your retarded text all in caps? fucktard.
  
  Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 11:40am
  
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  - maybe their caps key is broken? douche
    
    Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 5:50pm
    
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    Maybe shift key works both ways? Dickweed.
    
    Submitted by PootieTang on Feb 16, 10 at 11:18am
    
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Lie not lay

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:07am

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Fucking hilarious

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:25pm

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Not you fat Jesus!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:02am

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Grammar. Twitch.

Submitted by jltc on Mar 18, 12 at 3:08pm

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As long as you're committed. Fuckin' idiot.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:15am

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Seriously Soviet Russia people? All this over a single episode of family guy that aired over a year ago? It wasn't funny in the show and it's not funny here. Grow the fuck up you 13 year old trolls.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:11am

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- Actually it was hilarious in the episode as is all Family Guy. However, that joke was around before Family Guy even aired their first episode. While they grow up maybe you could develop a sense of humor.
  
  Submitted by SpiderPig on Feb 15, 10 at 2:27am
  
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Poor grammar but I get it.. Lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:42am

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I wish they would find the racist Soviet Russia guys and beat them to a bloody mess. Stupid ignorant motherfuckers. Everyone hates you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:17pm

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