Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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