i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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