If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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probably something like "Guys from Minnesota suck"
fuck penis; give me a huge bulldyke
If it's busy enough to have twitter it should say wash me more!
"Get this slut away from me!"
I'm busy, please come in rear...
Maximum capacity: 2 in front, 1 in rear.
HA HA HA HA . Just brilliant.
Today i will fuck 20
HAHAHAHAH pretty sure it would say... Pound It, Fuck me, I want it now
LMAO @ check for viruses
@vagina Do you smell that?
More allowed in on a rotating basis.
Change my name to twotter please
Tweet tweet, I'm a twat!!
shouldn't my name be clitter?
must be this tall to ride
I have a Harry Twotter
my other car is an asshole
liquor in the front, poker in the back
"Private Hire Available"
Mmppjhffgguhhmnffrrpphhuurggmm (sound of vagina trying to speak, only it's vagina keeps getting in the way)
lulz... vagina monologues, the sequel.
(1000 Serviced) Closed for repairs.
slippery when wet :p
Eat me! ((Entourage Quote))
Got sooo hammered last night
@TFLN OMG I'm the worst.
Lick first to moisten
Brilliant!
New business hours M-Sat 8:00 a.m. till 11:59 p.m. Closed on Sundays!
Not this dick again...
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