She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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