So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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