My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
