I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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