ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize