We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
