I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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