i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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