You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
They left me at home... I'm a liability
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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