I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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