On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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