You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
