How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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