Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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