OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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