Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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