so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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