Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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