My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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