There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Acid is not a monday night drug
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
should my penis look like a turkey
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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