i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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