We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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