dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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