i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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