Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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