Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

are you still at the devil's house?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.

(662): View more from Mississippi

He was trying to put me in handcuffs.

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

You have my attention.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

(1-623): View more from Arizona

Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

(623): View more from Arizona

How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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(314): View more from Missouri

I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?

(505): View more from New Mexico

The responsible thing...show them the break room.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!

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(214): View more from Texas

Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

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(541): View more from Oregon

On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

(1-541): View more from Oregon

It's a study aid

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.

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