Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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