i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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