how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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